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PostSubject: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 9:10 am

Its for WoW related Jokes and discussing lore .... possibly
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 9:13 am

ICC Fall of the Lich King Cinematic

Lich King Arthas: Father is it over?

King Terenas: No my son, the raid restarts Next Tuesday


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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 9:24 am

Q: How many Rogues does it take to kill a Paladin?
A: 2. 1 to attack, and 1 waiting in the Inn.

-I'm a Paladin, small and stout,
here's my mace and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my bubble and hearthstone out..

Q: How many hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What lightbulb? Hey, who ninja'd the lightbulb?

(Q) How do you kill a warlock?
(A) Dispatch a Raid group and wait untill he's AFK

Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect?
A: Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.When everyone agrees with me i think i done something wrong.

Q: What would you call a tauren Paladin..
A: HolyCow

Q. Why do I admire my class trainer so much?
A. Because he respecs me.

GM: Excuse me "Player" other members of this BG are complaining that
you are not returning the flag, Please return to your normal play.
Player: I beg your pardon but this IS my normal gameplay, I am
attempting to bring peace between the Horde and Alliance this flag
represents violence and capping it would be an act of war!

Player: Hello?
"Server: This GM is not active please put in a ticket if you require assistance" (Or something to that effect)
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 9:26 am

Kaz from Zangarmarsh wrote:
ICC Fall of the Lich King Cinematic

Lich King Arthas: Father is it over

King Terenas: No my son, the raid restarts Next Tuesday


lol! lol! Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 10:00 am

1.What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field?

Football!!

2.A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a
great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
THIS IS NOT MY JOKE i don't know whos it is but its funny


3.A hunter and a rogue go into a bar, and they each order a shot of
whiskey. The barman brings them over, and without any warning, the
hunter grabs both drinks and downs them in one.
The rogue turns to the hunter and says, "Hey, my drink! What do you think you're doing?!"
The hunter grins and yells, "MULTI-SHOT!"

found that one on wowbash.com, thought it was worth a laugh


4."A Human Paladin, a Dwarven Warrior and a Night Elf Priest walk
into the Goldshire tavern, shortly after all are seated by the bar maid.
The Human and the Dwarf both order a tall frosty mug of ale, the
priestess a glass of wine and begin to talk about their next dungeon to
explore. The bar maid brings out their drinks and to the surprise of the
party, each drink has a dead fly floating upright in their drinks. The
Priestess looks at the glass in disguist and throws it over her shoulder
and storms out of the tavern. The Human casually shrugs, flicks the fly
out of his mug, and begins to drink. The dwarf's eyes light up in a
furious rage, and he violently plucks the fly from his mug and start
squeezing the lifeless bug over the mug while screaming "SPIT IT OUT!
SPIT IT BACK OUT!"

Took me a sec but then I lol'd. Hard.got this one from wow forum too Smile


5.You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.

this one is nice too Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 10:05 am

Oh My God~! So so so funny pal
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PostSubject: Re: WoW Jokes and Lore   Sat 02 Jul 2011, 11:44 am

Loved that Football joke
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