1.What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field?Football!!
2.A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a
great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."THIS IS NOT MY JOKE i don't know whos it is but its funny
3.A hunter and a rogue go into a bar, and they each order a shot of
whiskey. The barman brings them over, and without any warning, the
hunter grabs both drinks and downs them in one.
The rogue turns to the hunter and says, "Hey, my drink! What do you think you're doing?!"
The hunter grins and yells, "MULTI-SHOT!"
found that one on wowbash.com, thought it was worth a laugh
4."A Human Paladin, a Dwarven Warrior and a Night Elf Priest walk
into the Goldshire tavern, shortly after all are seated by the bar maid.
The Human and the Dwarf both order a tall frosty mug of ale, the
priestess a glass of wine and begin to talk about their next dungeon to
explore. The bar maid brings out their drinks and to the surprise of the
party, each drink has a dead fly floating upright in their drinks. The
Priestess looks at the glass in disguist and throws it over her shoulder
and storms out of the tavern. The Human casually shrugs, flicks the fly
out of his mug, and begins to drink. The dwarf's eyes light up in a
furious rage, and he violently plucks the fly from his mug and start
squeezing the lifeless bug over the mug while screaming "SPIT IT OUT!
SPIT IT BACK OUT!" Took me a sec but then I lol'd. Hard.got this one from wow forum too
5.You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.this one is nice too